Morbid, monstrously matted hair
Ugliest haircut on the planet
(severe) Lack of good taste
Embarrassing and encroaching
Trying to be cool but failing miserably
Sick, sick, sick, should be banned
Gag me now. I thought mullets were against the honor code? But no. Today when I was in the library, trying to read my scriptures, and I happened to glance at the guy across from me and nearly puked. Gag. He was sporting the M-word. How am I supposed to concentrate, let alone feel the Spirit, with THAT staring me in the face? And why the heck would you want to look like that? Beats me.
And, just to prove that mullets are indeed possible on girls, please note the following picture.